a two hour long film in which people push different food around on their plates, never eating it 

my future wedding vows: idk ur cool and ily

I THINK BBQ IS A DUMB ABBREVIATION FOR BARBECUE

what if I just poked my eye with this safety pin and pulled my eye out of its socket and brought it to my mouth, opened my mouth and swallowed it
what if

we are all raisins of humanity, getting wrinkly in the sun

I've rebranded, here I am with a new brand. Hi. 

my blood is 70% hair bleach and 30% sharpie ink